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 true Paul Merrill 2004-08-20T13:53:53-07:00 2004-08-24T04:33:53Z 2004-08-21T00:50:24Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6593783.post-109304942495129025 Welcome to Grand Bovine! <img src="http://www.grandbovine.com/gallon.jpg" /><img src="http://www.grandbovine.com/supergood.jpg" /> <br /> <br /> <br />Grand Bovine proudly offers an endless cornucopia of wholesome, delicious, comedy products made from nothing but the freshest, most all-natural ingredients synthesized in our secret overseas laboratories, from which they are immediately whisked away in our fleet of un-refrigerated barges to make the long journey north across the equator to our processing plants in Mexico, where, once we've run everything through our patented "One-Hour Bovinizing" process, that goodness is shipped directly to your grocer's dairy case, ensuring that you get the highest-quality dairy-like comedy experience science can provide! <br /> <br />But wait, there's more! Now, through the modern miracle of the In-Tor-Net&copy, you can experience the thrills of Grand Bovine in your home, naked! Wrap your mind around...<strong>THE GRAND BOVINE NETWORK:</strong> <br /> <br /><blockquote><strong><a href="http://www.retardedmovies.com/">Retarded Movies</a></strong> - "<strong>Plan 9 From Outer Space</strong>". "<strong>Stoner</strong>". "<strong>Eegah</strong>!". These poor, old movies have been abused for years by countless "critics", who wrote them off as B-Movie trailer trash. At Retarded Movies, we give these old timers a good home where they can spend their twilight years being loved and accepted for what they truly are: Retarded. <br /> <br /><strong><a href="http://www.retardedgames.com/">Retarded Games</a></strong> - Have you ever played a video game that seemed to have been made by monkeys living in a cave on a faraway planet? Games with characters named "Ricky Fighters" or strange phrases like "LUCKY SEVEN!" sprinkled throughout? These are my favorite games. These are Retarded Games! Plug in that old <a href="http://www.computercloset.org/Colecovision.htm">Colecovision</a> and let's get retarded! <br /> <br /><strong><a href="http://www.supersonicsoul.com/">Supersonicsoul</a></strong> - Do you remember the 1979 NBA World Champion Seattle Supersonics? If so, then you are a nerd. Luckily, so are we. Supersonicsoul - We remember when the Sonics didn't suck! <br /> <br /><strong><a href="http://www.timefordrinking.com/">Time For Drinking</a></strong> - Do you enjoy serious political discussions? Then you will probably hate Time For Drinking, the drunken and profane ramblings of an angry, incoherent nincompoop.</blockquote> false